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| What's
your bust size? (George, NZ) |
There
are some things a lady will not reveal. Now,
kindly piss off!
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Is Fortuna
Magazine's estimate of your wealth ($500
million, as of 2005) accurate? (Brad, South
Africa) |
Oh,
dahling, I'm worth much more than that. And
I have a sure-fire way of avoiding tax. I'm
actually worth closer to $900 million smackaroos!
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| If
I turned up on your doorstep with flowers and
chocolate and a cheeky grin, would you let me in?
(Steven, UK) |
Are
you kidding me? What kind of sicko are you? But,
hmmmm, let me see.....I suppose it would really
depend on the kind of chocolate.....
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| Is
it true to say that you still 'dress to the left',
if you get my drift? (Bob, Canada) |
'Dress
to the left'? What kind of question is that? I'm
not answering that question! Left.
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| It's
common knowledge that you once lived in a trailer
park in New Mexico when you were first starting
out. Did you make any friends while there? And do
you stay in contact with them? (Jo, NZ) |
That
was one of the worst experiences of my life. A
real low time when I had no money. And as for
making friends, that didn't happen, babe. I kept
to myself, you know, perfecting my Fran-Tique act.
I really concentrated on myself during those
months, you know, trying to better myself so I
could get out.
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| I'm
an 88-year-old woman from Wisconsin. I want to
start by saying that I love you, Fran-Tique. It
really brightens up my day when I look at your
2005 calendar with the full frontal nude shots (available
from all good bookstores and sex shops for the
very reasonable price of $96 + shipping).
That really gets me going in the morning. Now, I
have a question, dear. Do you have any plans to
visit Wisconsin in the near future? (June, USA) |
Aren't
you sweet, dear. I love it when fans just fawn all
over me. The more fawning the better, I say. Well,
all I can say is, I may come back your way soon.
Nothing's planned, June dear. But you never
know.
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| Have
you ever pashed a wombat? (Penelope, Ireland) |
No
comment.
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Would
you like to star in a movie with Dan
Druph-McGill? (Spencer, Australia) |
Yes,
I'd jump at the chance to act with Dan. He's a
great actor....and he's got a great little ass.
Perfect buns, really tight and smooth.....Err..where was I? Oh, yeah. Umm, yeah,
I think that'd be really exciting.
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What's
your favourite colour? (John, Australia) |
Mmmm,
John. That's a really probing question.....NOT!
But anyway, my favourite colour is puce.
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I
think you're the most over-rated actress there is.
What do you think? (Holly, The Bahamas) |
You
know what I think, Holly. I think you've got a
freaking bee in ya bonnet about sumthin', and
you're takin' out ya frustrations on me. Well you
can just piss off, you fat cow!
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Have
you ever had sex in a toilet in Rio de Janeiro?
(Rodrigo, Brazil) |
Definitely
not...Is that you, Rodrigo?
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No?
I'm sure it was you! (Rodrigo, Brazil) |
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Umm, no
comment. |
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