Swedish beauty Fifi La Busté, 26, has all of Hollywood talking now that she is dating billionaire film producer Harry Bumfluff III, 78. "It's a real love match," revealed one source close to the pair. "I've never seen anyone else as in love as Fifi. She's absolutely ecstatic." Cynics, however, see this as a calculated move on La Buste's part to further her career in Hollywood. Film critic Gene Shallot wrote in his column that "La Busté knows a good thing when she grabs hold of it. I'm sure Bumfluff is enjoying all the attention from his much younger girlfriend. He should enjoy it while it lasts!"

Scottish model/actress Yvonne Drake is taking drastic measures to preserve her exotic looks. The 37-year-old has reportedly put herself first in line to try a new beauty treatment being developed by Nepalese monks with bad haircuts. "She's obsessed with her looks," says a close friend, who declined to be named. "Yvonne won't rest until she finds something that will help her stay looking young and beautiful." The controversial treatment which utilises enzyme-rich congealed cow dung has already been banned in Europe and the U.S.

25-year-old up-and-comer Suri Furootz,  has just wrapped principal photography on Diznee's Generation Gap 2: Generation X in Cairo, Egypt.  The film, due for international theatrical release in 2008, is  expected to break box office records in such strong markets as Belize, The Congo and Syria. The actress recently spoke to Appalling Trash about the movie: "It was  a real eye-opening experience for me. Filming in Egypt was both a dream and a nightmare. Surrounded by the history of Egypt I was constantly amazed, but the sexual harassment I received while there is something I will never forget!"

Pico Armendez-Julia, 60, is back at work, but he won't be behind the camera! In a rare career move, the celebrated Brazilian director has decided to star as Jack Simmons in Your Days Are Numbered, Bimbo, a film director Jan de Ponce claims "will top even Titanic at the box office." 

If you love watching stop motion animation, have you ever considered joining a film community?  Show your support for lego movies!  These movies are master pieces; the time and effort put forth into the special effects of these movies are mind blowing.  If you want to support these homemade movies, sign online and join the animation community today!
 

Miss Texas Melanie Bellamy, 20, will proceed with her lawsuit against several high school friends who spilled the beans on the beauty queen, despite warnings from management. "Melanie's managers are worried that she will harm her career," claimed one source. "Suing high school friends doesn't look so good, and the tabloids will have a field day with it."

Flamboyant makeup and fashion stylist to the stars Jean-Pierre D'Alpuget, 45, was arrested recently for trying on ladies underwear at a department store in Vancouver, Canada. When stopped by store security, D'Alpuget claimed he was "doing research for an upcoming episode" of his hit TV show The Jean-Pierre Show. His actions have attracted considerable controversy in North America, while in  D'Alpuget's native France most people have found the whole affair quite amusing. Such is his celebrity in France that fans have begun wearing What's thong with that? T-shirts.

While filming scenes for upcoming film Pirates of the Coliseum in Rome, Brandon James, 22, got into a fistfight with a paparazzo who got too close to the moody star. Nearby police separated the two before any serious harm was done, James was then arrested and spent the afternoon in jail, in turn shutting down production on the $130 million film for seven hours - at a cost of $1 million! James was released on the proviso that he visit Alberto's Pizzeria in central Rome and sing naked to the customers in lieu of any further jail time.

Hi, dahlings, it is I, Fran-Tique, delivering another jam-packed issue of Hollywood gossip. I must first apologise for the lack of celebrity news updates. I've been extremely busy combing the deserts, fishing for details, and eating life in hopes of finding the juiciest gossip for you, my loyal readers.
Here's a taste of the fantastic life I lead, dahlings. Two weeks ago I was fortunate enough to be a guest on Ariana II, the luxurious yacht owned by arms dealer Aden Kardashian. Joining me on the cruise were socialite sisters Kiki and Fifi Von Hastenberg, fresh from having their faces sandblasted (a new beauty technique); millionaire toilet bowl scion, Harry Thrushton II, and his absolutely adorable twenty-year-old wife, Sabrina; Gino de Genitalia and a bevy of ample-breasted Italian models; and seventy-year-old Dame Filly Mistrel, who livened up the cruise by parading around nude!
In other news, last night I attended Merv Chiffon's ninetieth birthday party in Bel-Air. And what a fabulous party it was, too. Ice sculptures, lion tamers and ice-skating midgets! Chiffon's party was so fab it rivalled even the best that those randy European royals have to offer. It was difficult to choose the right gift for someone who has everything - Chiffon is worth $3 billion - so I decided to give him a heart-stopping, ultra-sexual lap dance. As coincidence would have it, the old man died of a massive heart attack midway through my elaborate dance number. At least he died smiling!
Dahlings, stay beautiful, and stay obsessed ... with me!
      

Bullitt Trayne, 26, is lucky to be alive after his brush with death while scouting locations in Tunisia. "Our jeep went over a cliff!" exclaimed Trayne, in an exclusive interview with intrepid Appalling Trash reporter Harry Barton. Trayne further explains that he and his crew "were driving at night and failed to see a stop sign. I didn't break any bones, which is very lucky. My cameraman Jeff broke a toenail, and he's having counselling as we speak." Trayne's publicist insists that the incident will not hold up production of The Others 2.

British actress Millicent Morgan DeVille (pictured), 101, and Canadian actress Myrtle St John, 102, are being wooed by several studios to team up á la Thelma and Louise for "a kind of buddy buddy picture for the senior set," explains one film executive. If the film goes ahead, it will be the first collaboration for the acting legends. "Yes, I've been approached," Morgan DeVille stated, refusing to divulge any other details. St John adds: "I'd love to do a film with Millicent! You know, if the script's right - and we don't kick the bucket - I'm sure you'll see us up on the Silver Screen very soon."