Druph-McGill to Play Bond?
Hunky English actor Dan Druph-McGill, 25, has been approached by the producers of the Bond series to become the next Bond .... Barry Bond, that is.  When asked by reporters about the offer, Druph-McGill confirmed:  "Yes, it's true.  I have been offered the role of suave toilet cleaner to the stars, Barry Bond."  Druph-McGill continued:  "It's a fantastic offer, and I'm giving it great consideration."  One source close to the producers says that "Druph-McGill is perfect for the role. If he doesn't say yes, I'll kill myself!"

And Bust Makes Three
Busty Bambini, 31, the Italian softcore porn star known throughout the world for her hit 1995 film Bustarella, has gone under the knife yet again.  While in The Philippines to promote her new workout video, the cosmetically-enhanced star decided to have a third breast implanted at a clinic/truck stop.  Though cautioned in broken English by Manilan doctors that a third breast would cause back problems, Bambini went ahead with the surgery.  One source close to the star claims, "Busty has always liked to shock.  This is just another in a long line of gimmicks!"  What's next?

Santiago to Buy 
Property in Monaco
Popular Egyptian actress and occasional Cairo taxi driver, Anita Santiago, 37, is in the process of buying an apartment in Monaco.  Santiago is currently living in Madrid while she performs in The Freshman, and when the show ends its run in September, she'll move to the tiny principality overlooking the Mediterranean.  "I can't wait to move there," said Santiago.  I've been living in a hotel for close to a year, so it'll be nice to have my own kitchen, my own living room, my own dungeon.  Oops, did I just say that?"  Hmmm ... Wonder who'll be over for dinner.

Wrong Number for Wong
Up and coming Korean-American actress Debbie Wong, 24, known worldwide for her starring role in disaster film Lusitania, may never answer the phone again.  The attractive young star was left red-faced recently when a prank call between Wong and an unknown caller she thought was a Hollywood agent was broadcast on Chicago's WHIZ radio.  During the call Wong swore like a sailor, bitched about Hollywood starlets who had taken her roles, and admitted to shooting up Vegemite on a regular basis.  When contacted, Wong vowed to get even with whomever made her look stupid.  "I feel totally violated," said Wong melodramatically.  "When I find out who did this, I'm gonna kill 'em!"