Date/location
of birth:
4 June, 1950
Bombay (now Mumbai), India
Sometimes
credited as:
Sweeney Dipstick
FAST
FACTS
Midget circus artiste and occasional actor ... Was discovered by the same man who discovered Marlene
Dietrich ... Has an IQ of 37 ... Is 113cm short! ... Is
distantly related to Lassie ... Likes
drinking cold coffee in the nuddy ... Can
...
Sweeney
In Moscow: A Midget Circus Artiste's Odyssey (2003)
producer
Sweeney Goes To Monte Carlo (1995)
executive
producer Sweeney Does Sweden: Circus Tour Extravaganza
(1990)
executive
producer
OTHER
CREDITS
Sweeney
In Moscow: A Midget Circus Artiste's Odyssey (2003)
... Himself Spider-Monkey
Man: Comic to Classic (2001)
...
Himself Sweeney Goes
To Monte Carlo (1995)
... Himself Sweeney
Does Sweden: Circus Tour Extravaganza (1990) ...
Himself
TV
GUEST APPEARANCES
"Hello,
Sarajevo!"(2001) as
"Himself" Oct 21 2005
"Tonight With (2000) as "Himself"
Jun 10 2005 "Morning Heinzville" (2001) as
"Himself" May 23 2004
MORE
FACTS
Can touch his toes with his nose
Was orphaned at an early age. His parents, English
missionaries in India in the 1950s, ran off to star in
underground porno pics
Had a long relationship with Myrtle St
John, the silent
film star with enormous knockers
Celebrated his fiftieth birthday with the King
of Kilmorden
Co-starred
with distant relative Lady
Celia Buttstranglerfor the first timein 2006's Journey to
the Centre of My Bosom. The film flopped at the
box office, earning a measly $10.50 in its first
week of release
Where is he now?
Undergoing
extensive liposuction in an undisclosed medical facility in
Turkey (April 2007)
SALARY
Journey to the Centre
of My Bosom (2006) £125,000 Spider-Monkey Man (2001) $2 million Mindy Anna Jones and the Raiders of Herrundeez (1995)
$1 million Sweeney
Does Sweden: Circus Tour Extravaganza (1990) $7
million
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Spider
Monkey
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