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Doesn't believe in sex on the first date for the very
fact that he doesn't believe in dating; he likes to
screw whenever the opportunity arises. De Genitalia was
almost arrested by police when he tried to hump what he
thought was a woman (it turned out to be a
provocatively-shaped hat stand) outside Acme Shoppingtown
in Caracas
Appeared sans
shirt (and sans acting ability) in
Desperate
Househusbands
episodes "Sex, Lies And
Bedwetting", "Sex, Lies And Masking
Tape" and "Sex, Lies And Candle Wax" as Rocky as a favour to friend
Moody
St James. Despite de Genitalia's woeful acting, "Sex, Lies And
Candle Wax" scooped the Best Comedy Episode award at the
2002 Silver Globe Awards in Monaco
Stands to inherit a tasty $2 billion when his father
Gino de Genitalia Snr drops dead. De Genitalia Jnr has
already stated publicly that he would like to make
several charitable donations to the donation-poor (but
bosom-rich) Hawaiian Wet T-shirt Competition,
and to WhalePlease, the Japanese
environmentally-unfriendly organisation which
aims to see whale meat on every dining table in Japan by
2009
Once had sex with a busty woman with hairy armpits at a truck stop
on the Kansas Interstate
Was director Prescilla Blarney's first choice to play
Guinea Pig 1 in
If
These Walls Could Fart 3. "This role was made
for de Genitalia ... I mean, who better to play a retard
than him?"
Brief marriage to Lollofrigida ended when she caught him
in bed with her physiotherapist. Lollofrigida grabbed
their two young sons, Gino III and Luigi, and flew out
of La Condoma, the de Genitalia compound in
southern Sicily, bound for Lollofrigida's native Milan
Marriage
Gina Lollofrigida
(1987
- 1991) (divorced) (2 children)
Quotes
"Hey, I'm filthy
rich!"
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