(July 05) All trivia concerning Crawford's death is, of course, irrelevant in light of her shock reappearance

Was dyeing her hair blonde the day she died of a drug overdose. It's important to note that the star was consumed by a serious cocaine dependency in her latter years. Towards the end, Crawford was spending upwards of $50,000 a day on cocaine

Crawford's partially-eaten (the cat was hungry) corpse was found slumped over her beanbag by friend Myrtle St John

Was married eight times and had twenty children, two of whom were severely retarded

Crawford's hunger for an award of any kind after failing to be nominated for the celebrated The Married Slut (1919) led her to accept the role of Barbara in June Romance (1919), a sweeping story of racial difference in the Deep South. What Crawford didn't realise until after she had signed on the dotted line was that the film was to be a Moscar-unfriendly comedy aimed at 2-year-old boys. Crawford tried to get out of her contract so that she could pursue other, more award-worthy films, but was forced (at gunpoint, incidentally) to make June, which turned out to be a complete flop when it was realised on Christmas Day, 1919

Crawford died days before Bustarella wrapped. At her funeral, 1000 mourners crammed St Ignatius' Church in Bel-Air to say goodbye to the screen legend 

While filming What the ****! in the winter of 1922, newly-married Crawford discovered that was pregnant after a passionate one-night stand with a dark Lithuanian immigrant studio hand by the name of Serge. Fearful of being found out by her husband George P. Stenhouse, Crawford decided to have an abortion, but at the last minute decided to keep the baby. Crawford didn't tell blond blue-eyed Stenhouse that the hairy, black-haired baby was not his son...well, not until one night in late 1923 when a totally drunk Crawford spilled the beans (and her bottle of vodka) to a shocked and furious Stenhouse, thereby ending her first marriage. She was 20

Celebrated psychic superstar Madame Lucretia accurately predicted Crawford's death - to the day! The psychic also rang the Canadian acting legend to inform her of this important day

Appalling Trash Scoop! 
Currently (July 05) in hospital after her ten-year ordeal at the hands of a psychotic who kept her tied up in his cellar. Information is sketchy at this point in time, but it can be confirmed that the body found by Crawford's friend, Myrtle St John, was that of Crawford's showering companion, Caprice. The 102-year-old is resting in hospital and will give interviews when she feels up to it

Came first in the OVER 80s WET T-SHIRT competition at Jorge Pecante's annual dinner party in Bel-Air

Had a much-publicised feud with British actress Millicent Morgan DeVille, due in part to the Canadian's overbearing nature, but mainly due to the sexual advances made by Crawford to Morgan DeVille's pet donkey over a period of ten years

Marriage

Brock Hooks (1974 - 1995) (her death)
Benson Ipfrom (1960 - 1973) (his death) 
Jean Claudette-Colbert (1949 - 1960) (divorced) (three children)
Harvey Hershel (1946 - 1949) (remarried) (divorced) (three children)
Harvey Hershel (1936 - 1944) (divorced) (three children)
Bluey Santiago (1930 - 1935) (divorced) (five children)
Reginald van Peenyss (1926 - 1930) (divorced) (five children)
George P. Stenhouse (1921 - 1924) (divorced) (one child)

Quotes

"Drugs are for idiots." (In Fantasy magazine, 1991)

"I've given so much to the world."

"That film really set a benchmark." (Recalling her experience making What the ****! (1922), a film which dealt with organised crime and women who liked to take bubble baths with Alsatian pups)