Date/location of birth:
25 December, 1967 
Sydney, Australia

 Sometimes credited as:
 Facility Catsick

 

 
FAST FACTS

Despite reports to the contrary, Catsick is her real family name! ... Noted feminist author/motivational speaker ... Is a distant relative of the King of Kilmorden  ... Famous for her run-in with Lady Celia Buttstrangler at Safeway's Supermarket in Malibu ... Won't ... 

ACTING CREDITS
The Bitch That Wouldn't Die 2: Die Harder (2007) filming ... Yvette Branson
The Witches of Eastwood (2006) ... Susan
Monkey Business (2006) ... Mrs Dudley-St John Smythe
The Bitch That Wouldn't Die (2005) ... The Bitch in Question
The Cork Ring (2004) ... Mrs Cork
Spider Monkey Man (2001) ... Tiffany Casement

PRODUCING CREDITS
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 4: Don't Bite The Hand That Rubs You (2005) executive producer
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 3: Max Your Spouse's Credit Card (1994) executive producer
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 2: Wealth Can Make You Horny (1993) executive producer
 Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 1: Love Yourself Incessantly (1992) executive producer
OTHER CREDITS
The 11th Bungee Jump Championships (2008) ... Herself
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 4: Don't Bite The Hand That Rubs You (2005) ... Herself
P DAY 2003: The Penis Dialogues (2003) ... Herself
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 3: Max Your Spouse's Credit Card (1994) ... Herself
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 2: Wealth Can Make You Horny (1993) ... Herself
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series: Love Yourself Incessantly (1992) ... Herself
TV GUEST APPEARANCES
"Night of a Thousand Stars" (2005) as "Special Guest" Oct 23 2006
"Good Morning Honolulu" (2000) as "Herself" Jan 15 2004
"Flying High" (2001) Ep 1.02 "Fasten your seatbelt, bitch!" as "Babs" Aug 23 2001
 "Carrera Morning" (1996) as "Herself "May 25 2001
"Diff'rent Spokes" (1976) as "Cindy" (as Facility Catsick) Oct 11 1980


MORE FACTS

Won't fly because she hates it when her ears pop. (She also doesn't like sex because she hates it when other things pop!)

Her post-feminist views have attracted controversy.  Feisty Myrtle St John threatened to cut her tits off after the 'all old women should die' comment

Lobbied hard for the role in Spider Monkey Man

 Husband Mal Eboo is sculptor

Reports for Appalling Trash on occasions

Scoop! Appalling Trash Celebrity News
"Feisty feminist actress/self-esteem guru Felicity Catsick, 36, has separated from second husband, sculptor Mal Eboo, 42, after finding him in a sexy clinch with his pet monkey, Pookie.  "I was shocked at first, very shocked indeed," said Catsick to Appalling Trash in an exclusive telephone interview.  "I don't really want another divorce, but I do need time to think about things."  Catsick has moved into the couple's Santa Barbara beachfront mansion, while Eboo has decided to remain in the couple's Bel-Air mansion where he can continue sculpting in his state-of-the-art studio.  Eboo has thus far made no comment about the incident, but some sources close to the sculptor say "he is hopeful Catsick will take him back.  He realises it was a huge mistake, and wants his wife back."

Catsick received $100,000 for her guest-starring role as Babs in Flying High

Marriage
Mal Eboo (1997 - present ) (separated)

 Where is she now?

Getting back with estranged husband Eboo after much counselling and wild sex in woodlands outside Los Angeles (May 06)

SALARY
The Bitch That Wouldn't Die (2005) $17 million
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 4: Don't Bite The Hand That Rubs You (2005) $15.5 million 
The Cork Ring (2004) $13.6 million
Spider-Monkey Man (2001) $12 million
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 3: Max Your Spouse's Credit Card (1994) $6.7 million
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 2: Wealth Can Make You Horny (1993) $5.65 million
Felicity's Self-Esteem Series 1: Love Yourself Incessantly (1992) $5.3 million


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