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FAST
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Recently
announced his retirement after sixty years as a
popular magazine columnist ... Is very distantly
related to Joan of Arc ... Bears a striking
resemblance to Kirk Douglas on speed ... Is
known for his distinct style and plucked
eyebrows ... Was
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ACTING
CREDITS |
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Zardof
Returns (2007) ...
Professor Zardof
Runaway Boobie Returns (2006)
... Mr Johnson-Smythe
 Zardof
and the 50 Inch Rat (1992)
... Professor Zardof
Horror House 16: Those That Lick
(1975) ... Creepy man
Cleopatra and the Lost City of Go-Go Dancers (1964) ...
Go-Go Dancer #44
Runaway Boobie (1935)
... Extra
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PRODUCING
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Zardof Returns (2007)
Runaway Boobie Returns (2006)
Zardof
and the 50 Inch Rat (1992)
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OTHER
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The 33rd Annual Rain
Dance: Lesotho (2008) ... Himself
Race Against Time:
Saving The Rainforests of Iceland (1990) ... Narrator
Crusty Old Farts: The Lies, The Truth (1984) ...
Himself
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TV
GUEST APPEARANCES |
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"Good
Morning, Zagreb" (1995) as
"Special Guest" May 23 2008
"Entertainment
News" (2000) as
"Himself" Sept 12 2005
"Aloha, Hawaii" (1978) as
"Himself" Jun 21 1988
"Nepalese Film Academy
Awards 1978" (1978) as
"Correspondent" Feb 24 1978
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Was knighted by Queen Shirley of Hutt River Province
in 1954 just for the hell of it
Has acted on occasion, mainly in low-budget
horror movies
Famous for his no-holds-barred lifestyle.
Rumoured to have had an affair with Gary Crant
Despite having written about celebrity affairs
all his life, Bogcover claims to have never read a
celebrity magazine
As of February 2005, Bogcover held the dubious honour of
being the only celebrity columnist/sometime actor to
have fought a 6-week battle with chronic constipation at
the Betty Fjord Constipation Centre in Palm Springs,
California
Is making a film comeback. Bogcover will produce and star
in the
film sequel Runaway
Boobie Returns, due for release in early 2006. When released, this will
set a new film record for longest period between an
original film and its sequel. The original film was released in
1935!
Marriage
Olga
Stefanovovich
(1979 - 1985) (divorced)
Where is he now?
Filming sequel to 1992's cult
classic Zardof
and the 50 Inch Rat with Lady
Celia Buttstrangler at Studio Pro in Romania
(March 2007)
Promoting his tell-all autobiography on whirlwind
trip through the Middle East (April 2008)
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Runaway
Boobie Returns (2006) $500,000
Zardof and the 50 Inch Rat (1992) $10,000
Horror House 16: Those That Lick
(1975) $2500
Cleopatra and the Lost City of Go-Go Dancers (1964)
$2000
Runaway Boobie (1935) $2
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